The Grinder of all Grinders

If you have never had a grinder and have been smoking weed for more than a few years, graduate from high school and get yourself a grinder. Also do yourself a favor and get the CHROMIUM INDESTRUCTIBLE NINJA GRINDER. This is speaking from first hand experience. The teeth on it stay sharp batch after batch of greens. It also is polished chrome metal so it looks cool sitting on your table.

If your parents ask what it is just tell them you went vegan and use this to grind up your food so its easier to digest because all you eat is plants and fruit. 

WARNING: This device will make you smoke more weed. The shear volume of weed that can be prepared to smoke is dangerous and may cause permanent highness. Joints suddenly get bigger and bowls get deeper.

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