Stoned State Diploma

When you have the corner office with a view and the hot secretary you cheat on your wife with make sure to hang this degree up in your office. Does anyone even look at these things anyway?

If they happen to glance at your wall of achievements and certifications they will notice you went to Stoned State University with a Doctorate in Buds. Now if that doesn't sound qualified I am not sure what is.  

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