For centuries, man has been tring to come up with an ideal way to slice long yellow fruit. "Use a knife!", they say. Well...my parole officer will not allow me to possess knives.
99% of the time, I will just get too frustrated opening the long yellow fruit, I will just end up squishing it in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger like a monkey.
But now, after I've been introduced to the Banana Slicer, I'm a happy man. I have been stress-free since and am no longer on parole.
Fun for children and safer than a knife. Dishwasher safe.
Frequently Asked Questions:
Can this be used on Cucumbers?
Um, no. This slicer is Yellow. Bananas are YELLOW. Cucumbers are GREEN. You are going to need to purchase a Green slicer to use on Cucumbers.
I only speak Spanish. Will this work on Platanos?
Yes, the English version of the banana slicer will work fine on pantalones.
Do I need a concealed slicer permit for carrying the unit in public?
No, although the National Banana Association (NBA) is trying to enforce these laws. Thanks, Obama.
The photo shows the slicer is curved to the left. My bananas curve to the right. Will this still work?
Yes, but only on Weekends.